Friday, September 02, 2005

This is What We Have to Look Forward To

Every time I do one of these trips, I end up wishing I had watched every stupid movie released in the previous three years. The Flying Yanks inevitably dredge up movie references during the course of our trekking. To get a taste of what might be on the docket, Kong suggested we all watch something called The Brown Bunny, which got this review from a website I just read:

There are not enough synonyms for 'bad' to describe the pretension and utter banality of the masturbatory The Brown Bunny, a film so exhaustively awful even its creator once disavowed it.

Ahh. So while our minds will expand during this trip due to all the new cultural stimuli, there will still be that valuable base of stupidity to keep us all very well-rounded.